Demonic Christmas by Park Louis

Author:Park, Louis
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2023-12-22T00:00:00+00:00

Chapter 13

“Why can’t you just cast a portal to Hell? You’ve done it like a thousand fucking times!” Sara cried.

“It isn’t as easy as that. The fecking spells I’ve cast are for summoning demons from Hell. So I’m opening gateways that only go one way. It isn’t like casting a dimensional gateway for a zero-star holiday is on my to-do list. I’ve never had dreams or fantasies of going to a land filled with fecking monstrous demons, rivers of lava, and is a billion degrees centigrade, so why would I have ever bothered learning such a spell?!” Tim ranted.

“Man, stop with your stupid excuses. Always bragging about being an amazing wizard, but when it comes to actually needing your magic, you suddenly only get a great big empty space under your crystals! You’re always casting portals here on Earth, so why can’t you just do it for Hell?!” she snarled and zoomed across their home’s hall to stick her face against where the bobbly stick-on eyes were on Tim, getting in between the stone and his computer.

“Well, I still do a damn sight more than you do. All you do is moan like the period blood stain you are and dance to shite music on your lame DDR matt!” He coughed. “Also, casting portals on Earth is different, as it’s all on the same planet! I’m also creating pathways with far less interference from magic and protective spells. Before you blabber on about Lilith and breaking her out of prison, that was a freak chance that I hit that combination!”

Both stayed quiet, facing each other, waiting for the other to crack first.

“Fine, you fecking sandy vagina. I’ll have another think about what we can do,” he grumbled.

“NO! Not I’ll have a think about what we can do after I surf the internet for some more Chinese gangbang porn,” she snapped and mimicked his accent.

“Fecking hell, you’re getting better at the Irish voice thing.”

“Yeah, I know.”

“Anyway, you petulant cunt. I’m not just going to slack off and do nothing to find my bezzie mate, am I?! The fact you’d even make such accusations hurts me,” he cried incredulously.

“I’ve got two eyes, Zubotimisaforchazum. I can see what you’re looking at right now on the laptop!” she snapped, still keeping her gaze on him.

“Well, if you actually looked properly, you’d see it was Japanese gangbang porn, not Chinese, you bigot! Also, I’m not a fecking eejit, I can multi-task, you know. I can look at Far Eastern beauties getting all their holes filled while thinking up a way to save Dick!”

Sara grimaced in disgust.

“I know what you’re doing. Even if you’re a stupid stone who can’t communicate his emotions with a dumb face. I can read you because you’re so damn obvious! Also, I’m seething that you’re not doing what you need to do to save your friend when he risked himself to save your stupid arse from Quasaru. Lastly, it’s getting closer and closer to the big day! He can’t spend Christmas Day in Hell!” she moved her hands onto her hips whilst scowling.

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